Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I had sex with my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
Handicap sign for those who, park, and have no permit to do so © Deanna Boldrick, 123RF
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