Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said hey beautiful so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said "yes why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the Bluetooth in his ear. FML
Businessman outdoors wearing headset (selective focus) © Cathy Yeulet,123RF
Excellent -- hahahahahahaha!
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